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Simple, yet hideously complex, players in G'Zoink are giggity giggers who catch giggities and g'zoink their traits in an attempt to become the most awesome zazz waggler since zazz waggling first became a thing that's a thing.
Giggity giggers are zazz wagglers (magical sorts) who have hipped themselves to the gist of how to capture giggities, yoink the traits the giggities nabbed from others, and g’zoink them onto themselves. So, like, if you’re a giggity gigger and you capture a giggity who once touched a giggity and absorbed their buns of steel, you can waggle your zazz and get yourself some sweet, sweet buns of your own.
It's not that easy, though, because giggities don't only absorb the good stuff. If you don't play your cards right you might end up with horrible backne, or a blue hairy tongue, or Grandma’s taco recipe, or the ability to blast fireballs out of your nose, or something even worse!
G'Zoink is rooted in Mutha Oith, the setting for visionary Andy Hopp's Low Life RPG and Dementalism Card Game.
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